Advertise on a Billboard When You Can Afford It

When you need to blast your message, I have an idea to galvanize you.

What business owner wouldn't want to advertise on a billboard? I didn't think I could afford it.

While perusing Indie Austin, I decided to call Austin Today to check their billboard rates. The owner quoted me a price I could afford. I couldn't do this everyday, but I could do it for one day!

He had me draft an ad, so I mailed him an ad for my New York Times Bestseller Let's Use Free Speech to Bust Cunts.

My ad offended him. Dude protested, Anything but that! and he declared, "I support free speech, but..." He declared "cunts" on par with the most offensive words ever. I disagree.

I figured maybe God was blocking this for some reason, so I agreed to negotiate. We settled on advertising one of my other works, and he helped arrange the wording. I asked him to email me a photo when the ad went live.

As you view my billboard ad, ponder how a cuntbusting book billboard ad could save the masses.

When you need to ignite your marketing, apply this idea.