Choose Let's Use Free Speech to Ponder Hemorrhoids
Do hemorrhoids make you suffer or do a lack of books about hemorrhoids make you suffer? Either way, I have a solution for you.
You won't have to waste hours poring over hemorrhoids tomes, tracts, and textbooks. You won't have to waste hours poring over hemorrhoids monographs, magazines, and manifestos. You won't have to waste hours poring over hemorrhoids biographies, bulletins, and booklets. Instead the word count of this book will condense the insights, answer your questions, and cure your ailments. No longer will you bellow, "Hemorrhoids suck! Hemorrhoids bite! Hemorrhoids hurt!"
I will free you from your pain and burning. "Whew!" you will sigh! You will proclaim me a hero. After I have liberated you, you will shout to the world, "Choose Andrew Bushard's book! It will give you the wisdom you need to defeat hemorrhoids. His book can enlighten you and eliminate hemorrhoid pain."
When your hemorrhoids drive you up a bathroom stall, choose this book to edify you more than hemorrhoids surgery.
26 pages; 25 poems.
Let's Use Free Speech to Ponder Hemorrhoids
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