Choose Let's Use Free Speech to Praise & Worship the Tobacco Industry

Imagine if you had only 800 words or less to use. How would you use them? However you may respond to that inquiry, I can't think of a better way than to use 800 words or less to praise and worship the tobacco industry.

I doubt you have met your praise and worship quota for the year, so move your ass and move your eyes, so you can join me in praising and worshiping the tobacco industry. I could have suggested praise and worship that taxes you, but reading a poetry chapbook enables you to praise and worship, while not exhausting yourself.

You will feel warm and fuzzy when you use this book to praise and worship the tobacco industry.

26 pages; 25 poems.

Let's Use Free Speech to Praise and Worship the Tobacco Industry

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